Funny Character Profiles

Checkout these hilarious profiles! Sure to make you laugh!
Special thanks to those from Dechiper Messageboard for creating these.

LoveMoot Dating Agency:Application form (by Wheathill) Name: Legolas Greenleaf Age: 3000ish (give or take a Century) Height: 6'1" Hair: Long, blonde, dandruff-free with cute little piggy tails Eyes: Blue. No, Brown. No, no, Blue Nicknames: Legsy, Leggylass, Legoland, Cupcake. Favourite Hobbies: Merry. Oh, sorry, I thought you said Hobbits. Favourite colour: White Special talents: Mounting a horse at a gallop without dislodging a Dwarf, Talking with Trees,Seeing ] things which are behind me,Wearing tights and girly boots without looking camp Favourite Films: Desperately Seeking Frodo, There's Something About Hairy, When Hairy met Leggy Favoutite Song: Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue, Uruk-Hai Ho Silver Lining Ideal Love Match: I am looking for someone for a long-term relationship (a few thousand years), hopefully blossoming into love. Must have a GSOH (they will need it when they watch me run), enjoy getting out and about, clubbing (.. preferably Orcs over the head), archery and needlepoint. They need to be passionate about jewellery, looking butch whilst riding horses and have the ability to look really grave at appropriate moments. Uruk's, Orcs and Hairy individuals need not apply LoveMoot Dating Agency: Application form (by Lothithil) Name:Frodo Baggins, Esquire Age:51 Height:3'6" (all man) Hair: Dark, curly, 'mod' style cut Eyes: Blue. Very, very blue. Nicknames:Frodo-lad, Mr Frodo, Master, (Call me anything, just not later for second breakfast...) Favourite Hobbies:Calligraphy, hiking, and ring-toss. Favourite colour: green Special talents: Fortitude, loving heart, slight of hand, blowing smoke-rings. Favourite Films: 'Around the world in 184 days', 'The King and I', 'Little Rascals'. Favoutite Song: "Blue eyes cryin','Me and My Shadow', 'Wraped around Your Finger'. Ideal Love Match: Must enjoy sailing, travel. Height unimportant. I'm looking for a girl who enjoys a good book, a quiet evening in the woods looking at the stars, and who likes my cooking. Quenya and Sindarin speakers a plus, bring two friends/sisters and I'll call up Merry and Pippin, and we'll meet Sam and Rosie at the 'Dragon. LoveMoot Dating Agency:Application form (by auntkimby35) Name: Peregrin Took ( though I thought my name was "Don't Touch That!" until I was three years old) Nicknames: Fool of a Took, Pippin, Pip, Pippers, Fain Thain, Future-32nd-Thain-of-Tuckborough Height: 4.5 feet (little higher with platform shoes) Appearance: Angelic hazel eyes, long lashes, curly brown hair, usually mushroom stains around my mouth Hobbies: Eating mushrooms, stealing mushrooms, daydreaming about mushrooms, picking on my sisters, tagging after Merry, irritating Gandalf, rescuing princes in distress What I want in a girl: must know how to prepare mushrooms a different way every day of the year; help me choose some good books for my library; must not mind if I peek into her medicine cabinet or any thing that looks like a crystal ball; must not mind my annoyingly-high pitched voice Favorite vacation spot: Farmer Maggot's field LoveMoot Dating Agency: Application form (by shire-rose & E-star) Name: Gimli Son of Gloin Age: 140 yrs of age(and still young!) Height: short Eyes: brown Nicknames: Dwarf, Master Dwarf, Gims, Grimley Favourite color: Gold and silver Special Talents: Getting into trouble Hobbies: Removing heads from orcs, flirting with elf queens, mining for gold, mining for silver, mining for jewels, mining for mithril Favorite Films: Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Lords, Catch Me If You Can-Just Not By The Beard Favorite song: Morning Light, Beauty and the Beast Ideal Love match: Since my #1 choice is alreadly taken, I am seeking a bearded woman, preferably a dwarf or Rider of Rohan(provided you're not too terribly tall). Must enjoy eating, drinking, partying, and annoying the occasional elf. If you are interested in starting a relationship, please call 1-800-DWARF. Wait a minute, there are no phones in Middle-earth! How about you just e-mail me at gimlithedwarf@moria.net

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